Im waiting for announcements that they are running low on their super secret exclusive Perfumers alcohol that only the finest department store perfumeries dream about carrying. This shit is so awesome that its only made in 5 ml batches at a time. Each to go is painstakingly mixed with love and only done in a deep meditative trance so you know this is golden stuff.

Thats why you must call to request a 30 ml bottle since we must call upon the synergistic efforts of six hand selected grade A American virgins to make your order. Since this is a coordinated synchronization we need to consult the astral charts and our super double secret calculator to make sure we time this mix at the optimal moment of alignment. We love you guys!

(12-01-2011 11:47 AM)paradigmshift Wrote:  ..done in a deep meditative trance so you know this is golden stuff.

Thats why you must call to request a 30 ml bottle since we must call upon the synergistic efforts of six hand selected grade A American virgins to make your order.

This is becoming a Laugh-out-Loud thread for me! You guys are amazing comedians!

(12-01-2011 12:06 PM)Deja Vu Wrote:  This is becoming a Laugh-out-Loud thread for me! You guys are amazing comedians!

It's sad, to me at least, to see a company who has some good products and "had" some amazing test mixes, fall apart because of their obsession with perfection and poor business management. Bad combo. You're either a research company who has to rely grants to do research, or you're a business who's main goal is to make a product of sufficient quality to meet the demand. Such a shame.

(12-01-2011 12:40 PM)photogeek Wrote:  

It's sad, to me at least, to see a company who has some good products and "had" some amazing test mixes, fall apart because of their obsession with perfection and poor business management. Bad combo. You're either a research company who has to rely grants to do research, or you're a business who's main goal is to make a product of sufficient quality to meet the demand. Such a shame.

It's a pity to see them having difficulties. Their products were genuinely superior across the board at one point, and having taken some time out from experimenting, I am only now starting to catch up with what I have missed. I'm not familar with the entire history of what went on, but perhaps one should give them the benefit of the doubt. "There, but for the Grace of God, go I" is how one's grandparents might have put things. I suppose if expectations have been raised very high, there is much more room for disappointment.

I personally have noticed all kinds of craziness popping up in many different domains since 2007. In bear markets/tough economic times, bad things happen - including mistakes, sloppy thinking, anger, irritability and polarization. In boom times, a loose, just-in-time and flexible approach works wonders. In times like these more structure and discipline is called for. But figuring out what needs to be changed can be tough and leave people scrambling to catch up.

It's just a shame there has been a shift in emphasis in the forum since the glory days. For all sorts of reasons, there isn't at the moment the same kind of high-quality dialogue that the forum stood out for in its early days. Once that has been lost, it is hard to restore...

Lets put it in perspective.

Instant Honesty 4 x is 299.88 and Instant Openness 4x is 299.88

Thats 12 mg of nols

Using chris's single molecule prices

Alpha Androstenol is 35.00 for 10mg/10ml or 3.50 a mg

Beta Androstenol is 30.00 for 10mg/10 ml or 3.00 a mg

70 percent of 12 mg is 8.4 mg
30 percent of 12 mg is 3.6 mg

8.4 x 3 = 25.20
3.6 x 3.5= 12.60

37.80 for a home brew version of Instant Honesty 4x that is selling for 299.88

But lets be fair. Alpha Androstenol is pricier.

8.4 x 3.5=29.40
3.6 x 3 = 10.80

40.20 for a home brew version of Instant Openness 4x that sells for 299.88

The pricier version must be better. The bottles are prettier and I heard they use only the rarest most fragrant silicon for their bottles.

36mL bottle of Glace containing 18mg(!) of mones, including gobs of alpha & beta androstenol = $39.50

And with the extra money you can go to a bar, meet a girl, take her out on a date, buy her a pair of fluffy bunny slippers for christmas, get a bottle of SteveO's massage oil to help you rock her world, AND buy a box of home pregnancy tests!

Wow even p74 is out of stock! Sad day for Androtics. p74 is the only thing I've tried from them I don't have a replacement for.

seems like they are desperate for money
wonder if someone offered them money to reveal one of their putatives if they would accept

(12-01-2011 4:05 PM)shadowknight Wrote:  seems like they are desperate for money
wonder if someone offered them money to reveal one of their putatives if they would accept

They can't reveal any of them since they masked them with this special love that no one else in this planet possess, only those who's fathers are nlp teachers...... *Reader discretion is advised*

Instant Gentleman and Instant Sexiness are both completely removed from the store.

They must be planning something. But what?