I think I have a handle on this one now so I'll review it.

This shipped same day as ordered, communication was good, and it was adorably packaged. Came with a sheet of paper explaining usage tips. Only odd thing was the lack of a metal cap, as another person had mentioned. You'd think for $65 I could have a cap...

Tipsheet also indicated that if you are looking for your soulmate and love of your life, this ain't the product (said to try Achar instead). It emphasized that Alfa Dona was for animalic, instant, get-laid attraction.

So I wear it to work....

Anyhoo...

7AM - 3 sprays - 1 back of head, 1 each side of neck.

No real self effects, although I am awfully jaunty for about an hour afterwards. Could be, but more likely just a good mood on a sunny Spring day.

I am suddenly the belle of the office. Everybody wants my attention. Boss and coworkers are jossing about and cracking jokes and the mood is much lightened from yesterday despite the constant panicked phone calls from clients (we are a health insurance brokerage - go figure!). In fact, I finally have to cut the old Boss off and tell him to go away, I have studying to do for my CE credits. He still keeps coming back to check on me and make inane statements. I consider that a hit.

I am also informed by each person in the building that they are going to lunch, what do I want for lunch, is my lunch good, do I want anything....on and on. OK, I get it, you all are concerned for me. Thanks.

An incident with a coworker's seaweed snacky takes on epic proportions as EVERYONE wants to know why I am giggling, and they all gather around and have to try some for themselves. And everyone wants to make sure I know how THEY feel about them.

Holy crap - what is this stuff, True Confession or Alfa Dona!?!
See - JUST NOW there was another friend who just had to come spend 10 minutes asking me how I'm doing....

So I bought this because I wanted the hip-swagger, tail wagging, wink-and-a-pinch feel I got with the old Super Sexy for Women (Love Potion). So time to do the Walmart test.

Refreshed 3 more sprays, same as before.

Hit lunchtime Wally. Now I've got some of the swagger going on. Seems every dude in the lunch-foods section is deeply interested in the same stuff I'm looking at. Just for yucks I start a convo. Oops - there goes the blushing and the nervous foot shuffling. He and 4 strangers (yeah I glanced back to count) watch me wander off to the fruits...lettin' her get away boys! Better step up!

Wimps.

This is the second time I've worn it. First time was with DH and we were out and about but he monopolized my time, so all I can say was that DH thought the vanilla smelled OK.

Alfa Dona is pretty decent. Maybe not as fiercely sexual as they portray - Blatant Invitation seems to hold that title - it says "Looking to get laid boys - step up and give it a shot".

Alfa Dona seems to say "Watch me swagger, chums! Don't you adore me?".

ETA: Wow I just read my own report. Due to the nearly unintelligible nature of this review, I think maybe I OD'd. Alfa Dona may be stronger than I gave her credit for.

Woohoo! Sounds like a pretty good product, right there. I loved your review of it.

(03-24-2010 3:48 PM)Willow Wrote:  I think I have a handle on this one now so I'll review it.

Tipsheet also indicated that if you are looking for your soulmate and love of your life, this ain't the product (said to try Achar instead). It emphasized that Alfa Dona was for animalic, instant, get-laid attraction.

Willow Wrote:So I bought this because I wanted the hip-swagger, tail wagging, wink-and-a-pinch feel I got with the old Super Sexy for Women (Love Potion).

Yowza! Great review, Willow.

Well, I'm not looking for the love of my life, that position has already been filled. I really liked the old Super Sexy for Women. It made me wanna swing my stuff!

Alpha Donna sounds like it could be fun, especially when I'm in the mood to snare an unsuspecting Wolf. I think I could get into being an Alpha Domina. Though I don't think I'll be wearing it to work. Spring is coming and they're already frisky enough...lol.

Willow Wrote: First time was with DH and we were out and about but he monopolized my time, so all I can say was that DH thought the vanilla smelled OK.

I guess the vanilla scent isn't too strong and could probably be covered/complimented easily enough?


Bella

Bella, I'm right there with you about the old SS4W. Hip-swaggering, wink, might just pinch a little tail as I strut by...fun stuff. Alfa Donna (Ive been misspelling it I guess...) was sort of like that it seems. I looked back at my own review and think I probably overapplied because I think I was a little giddy!

Smellwise, you can choose from a number of basic scents. I chose vanilla since it's pretty non-descript and blends with most things. At first spray I thought "Oh no play-doh!" but it soon mellowed out to a softer more natural vanilla. It was very faint, and the phero smell was not noticable (to me anyway). I of course was also wearing a perfume...which one I can't recall, but the vanilla definitely stayed nicely in the background.

I know Chris usually makes his products plenty strong, so I think 6 sprays total was a little overboard. I think I'll stick to 3-4 next time. Although I did have fun on my Wally World high there for a while.

So I wore this the other day to a "Casino Night" - fundraiser for the local college - on a whim. I haven't been using Pheromones much lately, and I just grabbed the bottle and sprayed 1 in hair, 1 on chest, 1 split between wrists.

DH and I arrive at the door. There is a VERY tall (basketball maybe?) coach putting on wristbands at the door. He starts to bend down, and just freezes in place...staring at my proffered wrist. I patiently wait until he regains himself...he fumbles around with the wristband, and then smiles sheepishly - his cheeks turn all red - and then watches me walk away, while DH patiently waits for his attention. Good lord.

So the president of the college, who invited us, and who coaches with my husband, strolls over to say hi. I've met him once briefly out on the lacrosse field. Gives me a HUGE... tight... long ... hug. WTF? Um, yeah OK I am happy to see you also. At this point I remember I am wearing Alfa Donna and think "Ah, OK - that's why!"

Other points - bartenders and tendress are both overly flirty, remember who I am and what I am drinking, and kick down the likka' - nice. We sit with 3 strangers for dinner who exclaim over how funny and pretty I am (really, people, I am not an ogre, but I'm not a supermodel). One has his picture taken with me because I look like Cynthia Nixon...really?

At this point I mention to DH that I am amped with Alfa Donna and he is totally disappointed that he forgot to phero up...your loss, dude.

So later we are sitting chatting with pres and city councilman, and pres reaches over and while talking to DH, absently starts petting/stroking my freaking back. OK -a tiny bit weird...I feel like a cross between a beloved cat and a call girl...

So yeah, Alfa Donna has an effect on the menfolk, it would seem. Women responded favorably to me as well (I was on my best behavior and was receptive to conversation starters, of course. Congruence). Sometimes the Pheromones provide the best entertainment of the evening.

Oh and the theatre group that performed tried to get me to do a number with them in the buffet line. Seriously. The whole room was lucky I declined, let me tell you.

Holy smokes! Is there a men's variant?

I would guess Alfa Maschio. I haven't gotten around to trying that one yet.

I wore alfa donna today at target. I got a drink at starbucks and the usually the person who makes the drink says your name and thank you, but they usually don't look at you and get right back to work...well that's always my experience whenever I go to starbucks. Today the guy made a point to keep prolonged eye contact with me and gave me a really big smile. He also handed me a straw. Usually they don't give a straw, or they just lay it on the counter. He seemed awestruck. So that was my experience with alfa donna. I will need to test it again in another environment. I think it has potential. Oh and the smell is really nice as well. I got it in Madagascar vanilla. It reminds me of OCCO white from Love Potion.