What’s your famous one or two line punchers?

I’m thinking of making a thread of the funniest comebacks on pherotruth!

I’ll start:

1) (Said back to an angry or rude man) “He had about as much charisma as a dry piece of toast.”

Oh jeez. My family is big on one liners.

“you must have me confused with someone who gives a shit“
“ things are more like they used to be than they are today”
When leaving - “Glad you got to see me!”
“ i’m so hungry my bellybutton is rubbing a blister on my back bone“
“When I was your age I was getting more butt than a toilet seat”

Those aren’t necessarily jokes. But they are one liners!

I take it back....unfuck you