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IMPI red
06-01-2013 9:15 AM
I bought two bottles of IMPI red last summer after reading multiple reports about it's awesomeness, mostly I was convinced by Pagodeiro's tales.
Never got around to try it at first, I shunned the stuff because some said you need to be indoors, some said that IMPI needs heat to work and some said that the effects only last for a few hours.
Well, the only thing I can't surely deny is the heat because I've only worn it in pretty hot surroundings. I do know that it works outdoors and I know that it works for +7 hours or so. Can't tell exactly how long because I took a shower after that time period but it only seemed to get better and better until then.
I've only used this thing on three occasions but I'm gonna make sure to never run out of it because it is the best damn product I've ever had next to the HAX oils.
First time I used it was on a trip I took with a female friend. I've known her for about 20 years but we've always been just friends. We went on a cruise and the first night on the boat I wore the HAX oils at first. Those always work well but we soon went to the spa and after that I decided to try IMPI.
God damn...I soon knew that I wouldn't be wearing that around this friend of mine again. She was obviously falling in love with me that night. I'm not sure if it would be a bad thing but until I know in my heart it's going to be a good thing, I don't want to start anything with her and risk to ruin our friendship. I went back to HAX for the remainder of our trip and while that combo is so fucking good, it doesn't instill that "can't help falling in love with you" into her. The funny thing with the HAX mix was that we became the king and queen of the ship. So many men tried to "steal" her from me. They backed away as soon as I looked at them but whenever I was just a few feet from her they were on her like fucking flies. She enjoyed the attention of course and we were both amused. She doesn't know about the mones so she just thought that we were the shit.
Back to IMPI: I used it to a horse race event lately. Outdoors, of course and it was a very hot day.
It gave some absurd rock star aura. Since I wore shades I could see people staring when they thought I wasn't looking. Sick shit, I tell you. I lost on a horse while some other dude behind me won. He stood on his chair and started cheering and I turned around and yelled "SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!". i then saw that I was surrounded by his party. The atmosphere was pretty frosty for a while but then they mumbled that it certainly is better to sit down and be quiet than make a scene out of winning like that. I was ashamed for my own behaviour and apologised.Then everyone was very friendly.
The effects only got stronger with time and finally when I got out of the shitter there was a guy outside with a black eye. He was talking to some security guards and out of sheer curiosity I looked at him for quite a while, just wondering to myself whatever had happened. He stared at me, fell silent and then told the guards that he didn't know who had hit him. I thought that "Oh, shit, know he got into his head that I've done it".
And very much so, after a while he showed up with a couple of other guys who truly looked badass. They squared up right beside my table and I thought I'd better explain that I had nothing to do with this shit but as soon as I turned to them, they vanished. they probably still to this day think that I gave one of them that shiner but feel that rather just one than one to each and all.
AD often talk about the James Bond effect and apply it to Ammo or A314, but the cab driver was in awe at everything I said and did and actually referred to me as James Bond when me and my friends headed away from there.
The self effects I get from IMPI are the strongest I've ever had. I become empathetic. I am a sympathetic guy by nature toward people I like but often don't give a shit about strangers. With IMPI I get even more caring for the people I know but I even truly care about others around me. Still not in any meek, submissive way but just like a...benevolent dictator and others seem to view me in that very position. Crazy respect but still without intimidation until they themselves feel that they are out of line.
Whoever hasn't yet tried this, do yourselves a favour and buy a bottle of IMPI red this summer.
(This post was last modified: 06-01-2013 9:23 AM by Jolly Jumper.)
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RE: IMPI red
06-01-2013 10:35 AM
(06-01-2013 9:15 AM)Jolly Jumper Wrote: The funny thing with the HAX mix was that we became the king and queen of the ship. So many men tried to "steal" her from me. They backed away as soon as I looked at them but whenever I was just a few feet from her they were on her like fucking flies. She enjoyed the attention of course and we were both amused. She doesn't know about the mones so she just thought that we were the shit.
Pardon my french, but why the f... is this happening?
I've had it happen on too many occasions, often from people you shouldn't expect that sort of thing from. I've come to though. Thinking of it. It seems to happen more, when I'm being The guy, or/and wearing mones.
To be honest, it's really starting to get on my nerves a bit. Not so much the 'hitting on' because it sort of just shows you did well with your woman and quality. It is what it is.
It's the behind the back sneaky behaviour that gets to me. It really makes me a skeptical and distrusting person.
If I find out in due time, by being told, I almost always confront the men with it. Then it's the same old "That was not my intention, I was just really interested in her awesome stories" and other bs. 
So, when you see a kid trying to enter a candy store, it's not because he likes candy, it's because he finds it really interesting to hear the lady behind the counter talk about work... Yeah, riiight... LOL
P.S. Sorry for hijack
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RE: IMPI red
06-01-2013 10:49 AM
(06-01-2013 10:35 AM)masterofpuppets Wrote: Pardon my french, but why the f... is this happening?
I've had it happen on too many occasions, often from people you shouldn't expect that sort of thing from. I've come to though. Thinking of it. It seems to happen more, when I'm being The guy, or/and wearing mones.
To be honest, it's really starting to get on my nerves a bit. Not so much the 'hitting on' because it sort of just shows you did well with your woman and quality. It is what it is.
It's the behind the back sneaky behaviour that gets to me. It really makes me a skeptical and distrusting person.
If I find out in due time, by being told, I almost always confront the men with it. Then it's the same old "That was not my intention, I was just really interested in her awesome stories" and other bs. 
So, when you see a kid trying to enter a candy store, it's not because he likes candy, it's because he finds it really interesting to hear the lady behind the counter talk about work... Yeah, riiight... LOL
P.S. Sorry for hijack
You are absolutely right about all of that. It certainly was annoying that even the god damn troubadour in the bar was flirting openly with my friend between songs. I seriously considered smashing the guitar over his fucking head to put an end to it. Probably he would've jumped overboard killing himself if my ass ever left the chair but still...I never fucking ever hit on a woman I see already has company. It's just wrong.
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