Interesting story that has nothing to do with strip clubs.

After washing and shampooing with Dirty Clean and going out for the day, I catch the bus back home. By this time, I had also smeared a quarter-sized dose of Dirty Clean into my chest hair and rubbed it in.

So I get on the bus, and grab a seat near an attractive college student who was obviously done for the day and riding back home.

A few minutes in, the girl loosens her jacket, starts fingering her hair, arching her back, softly mumbling to herself and crossing her legs while furiously pumping the crossed leg. The young man sitting across from her starts eyeballing her and leering like he couldn't believe what was going on.