(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 1-why everything feels like a cult
Hazarding a guess I would assume that you have some doubts as to the effectiveness of pheromones and are a bit dismayed at the enthusiasm of the devout hobbyists. The spirit of inclusion, the provincial terminology/ lingo, and the voiced enthusiasm "All hail TLG" could be misconstrued as some bizarre counter-culture. Given the imagery used and the naming conventions, it would not be difficult to make that leap if one was in the "what the heck is going on with these lunatics" sort of mindset to begin with.
(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 2-why the old weird websites have no one heard of Shopify
Yes, they've all heard of it and perhaps even tried it. Most pheromone vendors here are small companies. This means that a few people do pretty much everything. When one is making their own site, producing the current stocks by hand-mixing, creating new products, fulfilling orders, and dealing with all the headaches that go along with it, updating one's website, while important, takes a back seat to the challenges of the day.
When one is constantly investing time and money into the products and supporting their cult of clients (see what I did there?), there isn't really the time or disposable fiscal resources to invest in web-design, paying for an ecommerce platform, and doing all the other stuff.
In addition to that, most of the big-box ecommerce hosts, as well as most merchant services look at pheromones as being the same as drugs or unlicensed steroids; this makes it extremely difficult to be able to be on those platforms. So the only recourse is to build it by hand and update it when one can.
(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 3-why the there is stickers on my receipt
Smaller companies, as well as larger ones, are known to issue swag with orders. This shows that your order has received personal attention (as in they care) and adds some fun to the business transaction, making you feel appreciated.
(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 4-why the weird cult like photo
Smaller companies, as well as larger ones, are known to issue swag with orders. This shows that your order has received personal attention (as in they care) and adds some fun to the business transaction, making you feel appreciated.
It isn't a cult-like photo unless one chooses to view it that way. It is actually a rendition of Beauty and the Beast and is intended to illustrate the potential of pheromones. She's a beauty and she'll fall for the savage sexual beast that ye shall become when you use our products.
If anything, it is heavy-metal! It is cool-factor and worth a thousand words in my opinion. That's why Hax names their stuff Baphomet, Ronin, and other cool-sounding heavy-metal names. It is cool and edgy.
(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 5-why the fuck there is a pop rocks candy in my package
Smaller companies, as well as larger ones, are known to issue swag with orders. This shows that your order has received personal attention (as in they care) and adds some fun to the business transaction, making you feel appreciated.
Pop Rocks...well...rock! Not only are they tasty and fun, but they can also be used to your advantage during oral sex.
(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 6-what is the weird black paper that was shipped with the perfume
Lysergic acid...take a small piece and dissolve it on your tongue! Seriously though, it is a sopping paper to absorb any leakage or spilling in the event something bad happens en route to you.
(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 7-did someone make this at their basement
I was going to insert a neck-beard in his tightie whities, mom's-basement dweller joke, but I put in enough snark already, I think. Granted most of the pheromone companies are very small operations, but they do have small production facilities that are dedicated to the manufacturing of pheromones. I wouldn't say that it is a top-secret underground (OK, one more basement joke) Bond-Villain-grade laboratory, but they are production facilities.
(05-19-2021 9:54 AM)Soyboy Wrote: 8-Are you always this much of an opinionated jackass, Gladen?
Yes.

I am a cult of personality