(11-06-2018 12:20 PM)Gladen Wrote: TheLaw's Love God Bucket List Challenge:
His final suggestion was "going solo to a strip club and see what happens."
I'm putting this out to my fellow Love Godians...what would constitute Love God successes in the mild, cool, excellent, and extreme categories; and what would constitute a crash and burn, or failure in the mild, uncool, abysmal, and extreme categories?
Edited to add: And should I do a detailed, blow by blow, retelling of the evening (for better or for worse), or just summarize when it is all over?
Well... You are dealing with 'hired guns' who are more or less only interested in separating you from your hard earned cash so I'd say even more than them hanging around when they are in between rounds on stage or wandering the floor, I think getting at least one or more pro bono dances would count as being a big hit. Extreme category would be getting their real name/contact info because both are HUGE when it comes to dancers. Especially if you are not a regular.
That's my 2 cents. IF you can get any freebie dances (without spending $500 on dances first) and if you get any real contact info then you have hit on a couple of really big hits from the girls.
As for crashing and burning

I think that if the girls are ghosting you that would likely (and obviously) be a big crash. Honestly, it is expected to spend at least a few bucks there, even if you are just buying a girl a drink but if you are spending cash and not getting any attention beyond, 'here's your lap dance. NEXT!' I'd consider that a big crash and burn.
My assumption of how the evening will go? You buy a dance with a girl and as she's leaning over you under the cover of her hair and she is in your phero cloud for more than 30 seconds, the LP: Homme scent combined with The Love God is going to hook her in and she's going to 'claim' you for the night. Even if she leaves to dance for someone else, she'll camp out with you when she can and the conversation will get personal very quickly. The longer she sits with you the more interested she is going to be and by the end of the night you at least have her real name and contact info/she'll want to meet outside of 'work'.
I should mention that I also think you may find yourself getting the fun attention of more than one girl but that one in particular will be the dominant personality and she'll be the one to be allowed to claim you.
As a suggestion for behavior, don't do anything differently than you would normally do. Throw on a bunch of Love God, be yourself and have some fun with the night. (I know you will anyhow, though!)
Oh, and for my part, I'd say just add whatever details you feel are pertinent. If nothing really over the top fun occured, I guess there really isn't much to report. By the same token, if she's trying to give you spontaneous oral in the middle of the club while demanding you stick a butt plug up her, then I think most guys here want the Penthouse Forum version.